Left Wing Zombie

These zombies love the progressive, high brow mumbo jumbo. They don't care about how anyone is going to pay for all the free stuff they're being promised. They just want to make sure that nobody has more than everyone else. They will drone on endlessly about how evil the rich are and yet remain blind to how rich and connected to wealth their pary leadership is.

No Sound Bite Zombies!

There is a significant lack of brains in the political world. The result has been the development of zombies that now feed of the sound bites of the political parties and talking heads. The poor creatures have no choice but to blindly follow those spewing the nonsense of their flavor. Some prefer left bites. Some prefer right. Either way, they leave the pages they visit filled with thoughtless rhetoric. Don't bother trying to have a dialogue with them. Just tag them as one of the many #politicalzombies or ask them to no longer be a sound bite zombie. #nosbz

We'd really like to see no more sound bite zombies. There are too many on the far left and the far right who manage to turn a blind eye to their own candidate's hypocrisy while regurgitaing their party's sound bites.

Right Wing Zombie

These zombies are drawn out by the far right rhetoric and nationalistic flag waving. While patriotism may be interesting to them, they take things to the next level and focus only on 'their own,' whatever that is. They will talk your off about personal responsibility and accountability while ignoring and forgiving the perverted within their own ranks.